Oh that was a good one! I loved joker dancing in the background.... But then Shepards face at the end was a perfect imitation to my own facial expression when I found out i woke up in Arias lap.... I'm having flash backs to Omega... @_@
My male Shepard is a no go with the alcohol, but my femShep Diane... I can just picture this scenario. And before passing out, she'd go tell Aria her life story... "The reapersss... are eating my species' homeworld and I am flying ALLLLLL around da galaxy talkinnnng... TO MORONS. Dat Dalatrass Lingtron or whateverdafuck she calls herself is a BITCHHH. Like ol lady Palmer back home on Mindoir... You ever been to Mindoir? No? Well DON'T. Batarians blew it up and killed my whole family... Damn four-eyed pooheads. Hehehehe... Da reapers ate themmm first! KARMA, BITCHESS! That'ssss what ya get for fucking with me! I'm COMMANDER SHEPARD and that's why I joined the military. To kick batariagan ass! Bitches think they can attack Elysium. THINK AGAIN!" I could go on, but I think I've already crossed the line of acceptable deviantart comments.